nanyangosaurus:

You are like little baby watch this

ludi-lin:

Drake & Josh // Reunited

gahdamnpunk:

Some knowledge ✊🏾

holyromanhomo:

kawaiite-mage:

helioscentrifuge:

mudkiphat:

marxisforbros:

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches. 
“Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

The last comment literally always cracks me up

bobbelcher:

#tag yourself i’m Bob

blkbutterfly816:

weavemama:

weavemama:

the fact that a school shooting survivor has to tell the president of the united states to do something really shows how fucked up the government’s priorities are

this girl is overall taking no bullshit from anyone

SMH assholes

dubiousculturalartifact:

*this* is the Captain America we need to be hearing from right now, not ‘fascism made edgy for plot-twists’

estrxlla:

This was so much funnier when I heard his accent. Hahahaha bless him. “Show me your tits”